Newton Laws for Graduate Students ( i got it from my friend )

these are the three univeral laws for post graduatate students what my friend said.

Law1.

Graduate student in procrastination tends to stay in procrastination unless an external force is applied to it.

Law2.

F=ma
F=the flexibility of the supervisor
m=the motivation of the student
a=age of the dissertation process

Law3.

for every actions towards graduation, there's equal and opposite distraction.